đ„ BREAKING NEWS: Trump erupts at 1 a.m. as Jimmy Kimmel turns his rage posts into live TV humiliation âĄ.CT
Something is seriously wrong when a former President of the United States spends his nights hate-watching late-night TV like a jealous ex refreshing Instagram.
Thatâs exactly where Donald Trump is now: rage-posting at 1 a.m. about Jimmy Kimmel and Joy Behar, two comedians who have turned him into their favorite recurring punchlineâand thereâs nothing he can do to stop it.
It starts with a familiar pattern: Trump claims victimhood.
He complains he isnât allowed on certain shows and demands airtime:
âPut me on The View or Jimmy Kimmel,â he says, before accusing themâfalselyâof having âdone blackfaceâ and whining about âdouble standards.â
Joy Beharâs response is instant and lethal.
âHello. Iâve never done blackface.â
âSame,â Kimmel adds.
Then Joy drops the mock obituary:
âGet the bum off the air. Iâm the bum. Iâm the bum.â
And the âbumâ sheâs talking about is watching in real time.
Because just 11 minutes after Kimmelâs show ends on the East Coastâ12:49 a.m.âTrump jumps onto social media and fires off a tantrum about how ABC should âget the bum off the air,â calling Kimmel talentless with âvery poor ratingsâ and demanding syndicates drop him.
Kimmel doesnât miss:
âHi, Mr. President, how are you? Thanks for watching us live instead of on YouTube. Itâs viewers like you who keep us on the air⊠ironically.â
He then casually mentions he has âlost countâ of how many times Trump has tried to get him fired.
âEvery five weeks,â Kimmel says, âhe flips out and wants me fired. If you got this many threats from a neighbor, youâd have no problem getting a restraining order. The judge would be like, âYeah, sounds like the guyâs nuts.ââ
Meanwhile, Trumpâs own political world is falling apart.
Another MAGA Republican, Troy Nehls of Texas, suddenly announces heâs not seeking reelectionâone of a growing list of Trump-aligned members bailing out before they get wiped out. Behind the scenes, senior Republicans describe morale in the House as âa tinderboxâ and predict early resignations and the loss of the majority.
While his allies scramble, Trump is focused onâŠ
Jimmy Kimmel and The View.
Then comes the rally that lights the fuse.
At an event in Pennsylvania on December 10, Trump goes off the rails and starts ranting about immigrants from what he calls âshithole countriesâ like Somalia, asking why America canât have more people from Norway, Sweden, or Denmark.
The next morning, The View turns it into a televised demolition.
Whoopi Goldberg looks straight into the camera and explains why those âNordic dreamâ immigrants arenât coming:
âThey see you as the president and they donât want to come here. Thatâs why.â
The audience explodes. But Joy Behar isnât finished.
âI have a really good idea,â she says. âWhy doesnât he go to Norway and stay there?â
Then Whoopi delivers the knockout line:
âThis is who youâve always been, and this is why all the people you would like to have come here are not going to come hereâbecause they donât want to be under a dictatorship.â
They donât just mock Trumpâthey explain him.
Joy and Whoopi point out a pattern: autocrats and dictators always go after comedians. Putin went after a TV network that aired a puppet show mocking him. Other regimes did the same. The first instinct of authoritarian leaders: silence the jokes.
âThey call themselves strong men,â Joy says, âbut theyâre actually very weak men.â
Then she paints Trump as emotionally stuck at age three: endless attention, daily press conferences, a Diet Coke button, fast food, ice cream, praise for doing nothing, Sharpie stunts, and tantrums. Itâs viciousâbut it resonates because it fits the behavior people see.
And just when Trump thinks heâs winning by screaming at Kimmel online, the universe hits him with the cruelest twist.
On air, Jimmy Kimmel smiles and announces heâs signed a contract extension with ABC.
The show is renewed through May 2027.
Two more years.
Five nights a week.
Trumpâs least favorite comedian, guaranteed.
âOur show has been renewed until May 2027,â Kimmel tells the audience, âor until the world ends, whichever comes first.â
At the same time, The View is thriving. Joy Behar reminds viewers that Trump has tried to get her, Kimmel, Colbert, Fallon, and others fired for yearsâsimply because he canât take a joke. She calls out his attacks on the Constitution, his attempts to intimidate Republican officials over gerrymandering, and his obsession with punishing anyone who wonât bend the knee.
Republican lawmakers, even in deep-red states like Indiana, are publicly complaining about Trumpâs pressure campaigns and even facing swatting attempts after defying him. Theyâre openly asking why the president has time to bully them over district maps instead of doing his job.
And through all of it, thereâs one delicious, infuriating pattern Trump canât escape:
Every time he attacks Kimmel or Joy Behar,
their ratings go up.
Their clips go viral.
Their influence grows.
He tried to crush comedians.
Instead, he turned them into the loudest, sharpest narrators of his political collapse.



