💥 BREAKING NEWS: Obama & Kimmel Tag-Team a Brutal Live Roast That Leaves Trump and JD Vance in Total Meltdown Mode⚡.CT

Jimmy Kimmel and Barack Obama didn’t just deliver a roast — they unleashed a Category 5 comedic hurricane that ripped straight through Donald Trump and JD Vance’s political façade. It wasn’t a monologue. It wasn’t even satire. It was a televised demolition, a rhythmic tag-team takedown that left the studio audience gasping and Trump world scrambling for damage control.

The night opened with Kimmel tracking the “path of Hurricane Epstein,” a joke so sharp it sliced through the silence like a warning siren. The audience cracked, the internet detonated, and Barack Obama — yes, the Barack Obama — casually stepped into the moment with the kind of controlled comedic precision only a former president can deliver.

Obama didn’t yell. He didn’t even raise his voice. He simply dismantled Trump’s revisionist storytelling with the calm disappointment of a parent reviewing a failing report card.
“I get that this president wants full credit for the economy he inherited and zero blame for the pandemic he ignored,” Obama said — and Kimmel nearly fell off the stage laughing. “The job doesn’t work that way.”

The crowd roared, but the real shockwave didn’t land until Obama pivoted to JD Vance.

Kimmel set the stage first, comparing Trump’s nonstop online meltdowns to “a smoke alarm that won’t shut up,” before showcasing Vance like a political understudy trying to improvise lines to a play he’s never actually read. Every attempt Vance makes to appear powerful, Kimmel joked, “just makes him wobble harder,” a transformation from bestselling author to political hype-man that has now fully entered sitcom territory.

Meanwhile, Trump — unable to sit quietly through even a mild breeze, let alone a comedy hurricane — was furiously posting on Truth Social. He bragged about his new ballroom, the “key to the city of Miami,” and even went on a rant about Jimmy Kimmel supposedly being “taken off the air.”
Kimmel fired back: “To the extent that I’m not on some stations, it’s because I’m not funny — and my ratings are somewhere between a hair in your salad and chlamydia.” The studio shook.

But the most devastating moment came when Congress voted 427–1 to release long-buried Jeffrey Epstein files — including those connected to figures Trump once called friends.
“It was such a landslide,” Kimmel joked, “Trump might be able to rebury the Epstein files under it.”
Obama followed with a perfectly timed jab: “Usually when Trump gets a bill, he declares bankruptcy and doesn’t pay it.”

Then came the blowtorch: JD Vance.

Obama described Trump as “the neighbor who runs a leaf blower outside your window every minute of every day.” Exhausting, obnoxious, unavoidable. “From a president,” he added, “it’s dangerous.”
And there stood JD Vance, metaphorical pompoms in hand, trying to keep up like he’d wandered into the wrong political audition.

By the time Obama began outlining Biden’s policy agenda, the contrast was brutal. Trump thrives on theatrics; Biden, Obama said, deals in actual plans. JD Vance, still trying to synchronize with Trump’s chaotic rhythm, looked more lost than ever — a backup dancer whose choreography keeps changing mid-performance.

The night ended with Kimmel firing one last shot:
“In three and a half years, I’m not the one who’ll be doing mascara tutorials on YouTube.”

It wasn’t just a roast. It was a cultural event. A televised intervention. A dual-hosted political exorcism.

And JD Vance, dragged into the spotlight he wasn’t prepared for, took the hardest hit of all.