⚡ FLASH NEWS: White House in Turmoil After Late-Night Hosts Unmask Trump’s Hidden Rage Spiral ⚡.CT
Donald Trump walked into this news cycle thinking he could bully comedians into silence. Instead, he accidentally launched the most brutally entertaining takedown of his presidency—served nightly by Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, two men who’ve turned exposing Trump’s insecurities into prime-time performance art. And the more they roast him, the more he unravels publicly. What we’re watching isn’t politics anymore—it’s the world’s most powerful man losing a feud with late-night TV.
It all began right before Thanksgiving, a holiday Trump notoriously despises because, as one commentator put it, “it forces people to focus on gratitude instead of his chaos.” And chaos is exactly what he unleashed. While the nation prepared for turkey and family time, Trump was online detonating conspiracy theories, ranting about South Africa, attacking journalists, and somehow blaming Somalis in Minnesota for a tragedy involving an Afghan shooter. It was the usual cocktail of misinformation—racism shaken with paranoia and served over insecurity.
But Trump’s real obsession—the one driving him to late-night meltdowns—lives at ABC and CBS.
Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert.
Night after night, they expose him, mock him, and dissect his lies with surgical precision. And Trump watches every second. How do we know? Because within minutes of these monologues airing, he storms onto Truth Social and unloads frantic, typo-ridden rants at 1:00 in the morning. It’s gotten so extreme that Kimmel now measures Trump’s rage in post counts. One night, Trump hit 160 posts. “How long do you have to sit on a toilet to post that much?” Kimmel joked. “What is he eating?”
Trump’s fury reached new levels this month when he demanded ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel—again. This is a near-monthly ritual now. The president watches Kimmel roast him, then orders the network to get rid of him, only to be reminded that his FCC chair can’t actually fire late-night comedians. But Trump keeps trying anyway, threatening the network and even floating censorship policies through allies like Pete Hegseth.
Colbert, meanwhile, has been merciless about Trump’s “fatigue denial tour,” showing clips of Trump dozing off in meetings while bragging about “acing” a cognitive test. Colbert quipped that Trump didn’t close his eyes to think—he closed them because “his brain was rebooting like a 1998 Dell laptop.”
The tipping point came when Google’s 2025 Trending People List dropped—and Kimmel ranked #3 in the entire world, beating the Pope, and landing just behind Taylor Swift. In true comedic brilliance, Kimmel thanked his greatest promoter: Donald Trump. “None of this would’ve happened without the support of loyal viewers like President Trump,” he joked. “He’s raised so much awareness of our show.”
Trump did not take it well.
Twelve minutes after the show ended on the East Coast, he rage-posted:
“Why does ABC keep Jimmy Kimmel, a man with NO TALENT and terrible ratings, on TV?”
Kimmel’s response the next night? “Thanks for watching live instead of on YouTube. We appreciate that.”
Then came the Epstein files vote, which sent Trump into full detonation mode. Kimmel dropped a modified Watergate line:
“We are one step closer to asking, ‘What did the president know—and how old were the women when he knew it?’”
Trump erupted, publicly demanding ABC fire Kimmel “immediately.”
But here’s what Trump truly can’t stand:
Mockery is his kryptonite.
He can fight lawsuits, indictments, even international backlash—but he cannot handle jokes. Every punchline lands like a sledgehammer on his ego, and every response makes him look more rattled, less presidential, and more obsessed with comedians than governing.
Meanwhile, the country watches in disbelief as its president rage-scrolls late-night monologues instead of managing crises. While shootings happen, while allies push back, while global summits move on without him—Trump is busy counting jokes about himself.
This feud isn’t ending. In fact, the stakes are rising.
Kimmel isn’t backing down.
Colbert’s show runs until 2026.
And Trump remains glued to the TV, seething into the early hours.
What happens next?
Simple: Kimmel and Colbert will keep exposing him. Trump will keep melting down. And America will keep watching the slow-motion collapse of a man who can’t stand being laughed at.
